Topic: Weird Shit
A man in Germany is in some pretty big trouble after he lied to police about how a woman in his apartment died. Originally, he claimed that she choked to death while eating a sausage, but the problem is that if this were true, then she would be eating a whole fucking sausage, because that's what was rammed down her throat.Police now believe that the man "administered" a Bockwurst sausage to her with the full intent on killing her. He will probably be sent to maximum security prison, where he will be "administered" the sausage for a while by a large man named Hans.
REUTERS
Posted by James
at 11:34 AM CDT
