Topic: Politics
As we head into the home stretch for the midterm elections, the GOP is squeezing their balls hoping for some out-of-their-ass wins to help win some important gubernatorial elections throughout the nation, including biggies in Texas and California. While candidates in our home state such as Kinky Friedman and Chris Bell are expected to offer current Governor Rick Perry a little less than a whiff at the polls (unfortunately - ed.), it's Arnold Schwarzenegger in Cali who is offering a bright ray of hope for the party, who expects to cruise to a win in the massively Democratic state.
They're encouraged by this fact based on the reality that they will lose many of their stronghold states, including Ohio and New York. But with all of this looking into the future of their party, remember that these are still preliminary polls and thoughts. After all, who would've thought that John Kerry could've fucked up his campaign as badly as he did?
The GOP is hoping that people forget that Schwarzenegger attempted to perform an on-screen abortion of Sarah Conner in Ther Terminator, because man, that could come back to haunt him. That and the whole "Hitler wasn't too bad" thing from his younger years.