Topic: Weird Shit
A three-foot-tall Dennis the Menace statue worth approximately $30,000 was stolen by unknown suspects from its Montgomery, California, home on Wednesday or Thursday last week. Police currently have no idea who could have walked off with the 125-lb. bronze sculpture, but are offering a $5,000 reward for information leading to its return.
We're expecting Milhouse Van Houten to turn in one Bart Simpson any day now. Also, Judge Harm will probably throw the book at him. Christ we watch too much TV.
Posted by James
at 1:18 PM CST
