Topic: Weird Shit
The Chinese Ethnic Minority Games came to a screeching halt after a group of cross-dressing transexuals kicked off mob violence throughout the games, which were meant to celebrate the athleticism of China's 55 different minority groups. After noticing that the winning team in something called the "dragon-boat race" were composed of overly large women with adam's apples as large as their testicles, minority groups from around the country quickly turned the games into a scene of mob violence, proving that America is not the only country that hates cross-dressers.
However, coaches were still touting their athletes after the blood-shedding ended, saying that despite the fact that their women lacked balls, this did not make them any less of stellar, shat-upon minority sports nobodies.
