Topic: Politics
You'd better go out and enjoy your last free weekend before Monday and Tuesday's absolute barrage of last-minute voting updates, commercials, phone calls, and total media blitz for the mid-term elections on Tuesday, November 7.
Even though this isn't as big as a presidential election year, there are a lot of important things being done, including the possibility of having a complete and total change in power in Congress and some new governors in multiple states, including our own (Texas, for those of you who have not been paying attention these past three years - ed.).
So enjoy your weekend, and trust that we've taken off our regular job on Tuesday to keep you updated about all the fake, false, and way off exit polls throughout the day, as well as live blogging the booze-soaked results evening. If you have any tips or rants between now and election day, feel free to drop us a line or throw up a comment. We'll run them down for you and then make you feel like a retard for evening suggesting as such.
Or we'll promise to give you a present for giving us a good tip, but then never do so, claiming that the Postal Service lost the package. After all, we're stingy little bitches.
