Topic: Politics
By now we all know of the Republican's supposed plan to take down the voters of this country, since obviously we're all too stupid to vote. Even though we proudly wore our "Vote F*cker" shirt to the polls today and received some nasty looks from the surrounding Hispanic people that couldn't read and gay guys that thought the colors were tacky, we proudly said we would not vote a party line, and then proceeded to scream out "take that, bitch!" after every bubble we filled in with our pen, until we were asked to leave because we were disturbing a kindergarten class or something.
Anyway, we've got pretty much nothing to report, since nobody's jumping the gun with any numbers for us to take a look at and scrutinize. This is a bit frustrating, since WE WANT INFO, PEOPLE. COME ON!
But not as frustrating as what happened to South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who was turned away from the polls and his televised voting this morning because he forgot his voter's registration card and ID. This helps to prove once again that politicians are, in fact, dumber than us.
