Topic: Housekeeping
Quick note for all of you unfortunate fucking souls that don't get the day off to vaccuum your undersized apartments and drink cheap beer all day while attempting to find the latest exit poll information and drown yourself in political stupidity; exit pollers hate bloggers.
That's right. We're not getting exit poll information until about 11:00AM CST, which means you'll be out of completely useless and probably falsified data until after your first smoke break of the day. We, however, will be up at the crack of 10:00, since we have to restock the Natural Light and cigarettes before falling onto the couch for an all day blogathon (we made up a word! hooray! - ed.) regarding political theory, current polls, and mostly Xbox.
But fear not, for when we figure out the information that has been passed to us on prison toilet paper, we will create a cypher that is easy for you, our blessed eight readers, to compile in your own brains. If there's something you're looking for and we don't have it, check out Wonkette or Drudge Report. The former is a noted left-leaning blog which gets better info than us, while the Drudge Report is fucking Matt Drudge, so draw your own conclusions.
Until tomorrow...
