Topic: World News
We were fortunate enough to catch President Bush's speech yesterday on our cell phone during a break during which he called out Iran and said that he was appointing a special official to look into Iran's nuclear, or "nucular," program. Or both of them, if the dude has time.
Now, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has spoken as well, dropping his massively stupid rhetoric about destroying America and Israel and saying that his country's nuclear program is nothing other than peaceful and that his country has never tried and will not try to create a nuclear weapon.
This turn has also caused Saudi Arabian prince Saud al-Faisal to say that the peace process is very soon to start anew, while Venezuealan idiot in charge Hugo Chavez made his remarks more clear about what he meant when he called Bush the Devil and said he should be charged with war crimes.
"I'm not an enemy of the United States. I'm a friend of the United States ... the people of the United States," Chavez said during his speech to an audience including union organizers and professors. "They're two very different things — you the people of the United States, and the government that's installed there."
Ah, so that explains it. Chavez has aligned himself with Iran and other countries that house terrorists because he needs support in case he angers the USA enough to blow his shit up. So now he's attempting to backpedal his own stupid self so that he won't get caught with the backhand of American justice, which he's closely stepping up to. As for Mahmoud and the rest of Iran, we'll believe he doesn't have nukes when the U.N. sends in inspectors who will actually do their job, unlike the previous Iraq debacle. Other than that, we're sure it was a very exciting time to be sitting in a large room listening through a baby monitor to your translator.
