Topic: Stupidity
A nearly eighty-year-old woman was arrested in Chicago after her attempt to rob a bank with a toy gun backfired. She now faces 20 years in prison for her botched attempt at crime.
According to the police report, Melvena Cooke walked into the Bank of America dressed in a long black trenchcoat and visor that said "Princess." She told the teller that she had come from the doctor and could barely speak, so when the young lady leaned forward to hear her more closely, Granny Gun struck, weilding her plastic weapon and demanding $30,000.
However, the young lady was not scared and noticed the fakeness of said weapon, so she simply pressed the silent alarm and walked away from the old bag, who paniced and ran out of the bank, choosing to duck into a neighboring store, where she was soon discovered, mostly since she's an old lady wearing a trenchcoat and a visor that says "Princess."
Sigh. When will old people learn?
