Topic: National News
That's right people. It's time to get the pole out of the crawl space and throw away your tinsel, because Festivus is a mere two days away. Or one day, depending on your concept of time and how you count and... now we've lost our train of thought.
If you need to bone up on your Festivus knowledge, we're providing links below for you to peruse as you see fit. After all, Jesus was given his mythological standing by spreading the word, and we're not even attempting to do something quite so lofty.
Posted by James
at 4:30 PM CST
