Topic: Sports
Just because we found this interesting as Dallas Cowboys fans, we're going to let this one out.
The Dallas Cowboys have cut embattled kicker Mike Vanderjagt, who despite the fact that he's still being called "The Most Accurate Kicker in NFL History," has pretty much blown goats all season. And since they're tired of watching their kicker screw up at his job, they've hired Martin Gramatica, who has recently been replacing Adam Vinateri for the Indianapolis Colts.
You might remember Gramatica as the moronic kicker who seriously injured himself jumping up and down in the air after celebrating a game-winning kick. This injury pretty much ended his constant NFL career. But now the Dallas Cowboys are betting that he can fuck things up for their kicking game as well, since they're signing him to an undisclosed contract as soon as tomorrow.