Topic: Weird Shit
A Pittsburgh man proved that humans are capable of anything in the name of pleasure, as he was arrested recently after being found naked on top of a tree stump, pleasuring himself in the cold morning air. But the story gets weirder.
As the police began to question the nude man, he admitted that he had a 6-inch metal punch shoved up his ass, which caused the officers, who had just confirmed that the man was a recently paroled ex-con, to draw their weapons and call the fire department. You know, because firefighters have a month of "pulling things out of people's asses" training.
Regardless, the man sure enough removed a half foot metal awl that was wrapped in electrical tape, which makes us think that he had merely forgot to remove it when he was releases from prison, which could just be an honest mistake. Good luck, naked convict with something shoved up your butt. You'll land on your feet some day.
