Topic: Sports
Just a quick reminder to all you losers who get to sit on the couch all day Saturday and do both jack and shit while picking Fritos out of your belly button - the annual University of Texas/University of Oklahoma Red River Showdown is taking place this weekend mere blocks away from our HQ at Fair Park in Dallas, meaning that because we will, for one, not be attending the game, and two, charging people twenty bucks to park in the HoD headquarter's lot.
If you're in the Dallas area from out of town, the State Fair of Texas is going on afterwards, and then Lower Greenville will be shut down by the police so that the drunks can stumble from bar to bar without fear of getting his by a drunk behind the wheel of his douchebagmobile.
The game's at 2:30PM EST (once gain, 3:30PM for you "Easties" - ed.), so go enjoy watching amateur football at its finest. We'll be doing something else, since we went to Texas A&M and could give two shits who wins... as long as it isn't UT.
Oh yeah, and parking at HQ is 20 bucks. And your car is subject to being stolen at anytime. Fair Park isn't exactly a nice neighborhood.
