Topic: Dead People
Okay, so this makes the last two rare updates about people dying, but they have both been important ones.
At 5 a.m. local Italian time today, Luciano Pavarotti passed away at his home after falling into a state of unconciousness. He had battled cancer for the past year, and put up a galant fight.
While his passing might not mean much to the majority of the music-listening world (because they're idiots - ed.), we are devastated by this news. Pavarotti is a legend, having sung some of the most beautiful music we have ever had the honor of listening to.
Today will be a day of reflection and mourning for us, with some of his greatest singing blaring from our outrageously loud surround sound system. And we will be drinking his favorite alcoholic beverage the whole time, which we're pretty sure is just alcohol.
God speed, Luciano. We miss your wonderful voice already.