Topic: World News
Is Fidel Castro dead? Did he suffer a glorious lack of life that was spread evenly troughout his body? That's the word on the grapevine. There will supposedly be a press conference soon announcing the Cuban dictator's death.
The upshot? Nobody even fucking likes him anymore. Even his supporters will probably be saying things like "Jesus Christ that took too long," and "Can we kill the brother now too?"
So watch your local tickers, and wait for the announcement. And then celebrate by getting bombed on mojitos while rewatching footage of Castro hitting the floor after his speech, because that will always be hilarious.
Posted by James
at 2:46 PM CDT
