Topic: Housekeeping
Happy Fourth of July everybody! It's time for you to blow off all of your responsibilities (but feed your damn kids! - ed.) and drink copious amounts of cheap American beer while eating more hot dogs than Kobayashi and attempting to destroy pieces of your country with as many Chinese-made fireworks as possible.
Be safe in your revelry, and remember that our founding fathers did not create our country for you to smash with your car while drunk. We would prefer you hid your keys from yourself and wound up like the dude to the right.
Posted by James
at 11:38 AM CDT
