Topic: Stupidity
We proudly present to you the following video culled from Jossip, which is a report from Dearborn, Michigan, in which a police officer who later admitted to stealing pot from suspects and then cooking it into brownies and "dying" calls 911 like a total stoned jackass and asks for an ambulance. We're having trouble with our embedding tool, (thanks Tripod. Sometimes we wish we hadn't drank that vodka colonic and signed up here - ed.) so click on over to LiveLeak and watch the hilarity.
Jesus Christ. There are just times where we wish we were on TV and were given the opportunity to report on idiocy like this. For real, officer, you think you're dead because time is going by really, really, really, really slow? No, idiot. You're high. Any twelfth grader could tell you that.
