Topic: Stupidity
A quite bombed woman in Sylvania, Alabama, was arrested for taking a booze-soaked midnight horse ride through downtown, before being stopped by a police officer and attempting to use the horse as a battering ram on his police cruiser.
"Cars were passing by having to avoid it, and almost hitting the horse," said Police Chief Brad Gregg.
Not only did the woman attempt to get away on the sick colt multiple times before slamming the beast into his car and then making a fleeting effort to jump off her equine friend. Her foot abruptly was caught in the saddle's stirrup, causing her to be dragged for a bit before her arrest.
Then to make things more ludicrously fantastic, she was then searched and found in possession of crystal meth, pot, and a pipe. And oh yes, she had an outstanding warrant, so she's chilling her idiot ass in the pen for a bit.
While the horse is going to get better, we doubt that the woman will end up losing her license for this event. After all, a vehicle with a rating of one horsepower can still kill a person, but usually the law requires it to have four wheels instead of legs in order to convict on a DUI charge. Because, you know, you don't actually drive a horse. You just sort of hang on and try to make it go where you want, because horses don't come with power steering.
