Topic: Animals vs. Humans
Bringing back our Animals vs. Humans segment from months back, we turn today to Michigan, where dogs have figured out a way to stop men and women from having legitimate children to carry on the male's names; eat their wedding jewelry.
A pit bull decided that now was the time to fight back, chowing down on a $5,000 wedding band. Its owners, however, realized his plan and made the treacherous beast hurl up the ring.
"I did have a dog eat a watch once," said Dr. Linda Fung of the Country Creek Animal Hospital. "Animals swallow a lot of stuff. It's not an unusual thing. We just made her throw it up."
We have currently read this story to both of our cats and our dog in an attempt to show them that they cannot stop our procreation. But for eighty dollars and a knife cut, we can stop theirs. Take that, dogs!