Topic: National News
A Maine high school basketball coach was fired after telling his players during halftime of a tough game that the outcome would depend on "who had the biggest dick in town." After his comment, he told them to "check your manhood" by reaching into their shorts and grabbing their junk.
Apparently, one member of the team was embarrassed that he most certainly did not have the biggest penis in town, as he did not fondle his gear with the rest of his teammates and then went crying to mommy and daddy, who called the school's superintendant and got the coach fired.
“Was that tactic appropriate?" the coach asked during a press conference. "No. And I’m paying the price for it."
Horseshit. Our basketball coach said much worse things to us in high school. "Why do you suck?" "Do you want to come over for some wine and porno later?" "You wouldn't be so slow and clumsy if you were black." This is normal coach-speak, and we're going to stay with this story until the coach gets his job back or The Simpsons comes on at 5:00 today. Whichever comes first.
