Topic: Politics
Well, we don't really see a huge, late-night swing about to take place, so we're gonna go ahead and call this thing for Barack Obama. Reasoning? We don't care at this moment, and would rather sit down and play Grand Theft Auto IV.
So this is a lesson to you folks. Not happy? Don't vote for the lesser of two evils. Vote independent. If an independent candidate gets at least 5% of the popular vote, then that party qualifies for public funding. And we all know what that means.
NO MORE TWO PARTY POLITICAL SYSTEM!
We're also very proud that in our precinct in Dallas, we were the only person to have broken from the pack of over 800 people and choose not to vote for John McCain or Barack Obama, instead voting for Bob Barr, the Libertarian candidate. Why would we be proud, you may ask? Because this just confirms our pompous and arrogant claim that we are, in fact, the smartest person in our neighborhood.
In the immortal words of Edward R. Murrow, "Good night, and good luck."
