Topic: Stupidity
41-year-old jackass Reginald Peterson in Jacksonville, Florida, called 911 from his cell phone after the Subway he was ordering a sandwich from failed to put sauce on his foot-long Spicy Italian.
Staff from the location said that Peterson became irrational and belligerent while waiting for his order, and that they locked him out of the restaruant when he went outside to call 911 for the second time.
The second call was because officers were not responding to his obvious life-threatening situation quickly enough. After yelling at police, who had no intention of filing any charges against him, Peterson was arrested for making false calls to 911.
This furthers our conclusion that the only good thing that has ever has ever been in Florida was Hurricane Andrew, where it nobally sacrificed itself in a failed attempt to wipe the excrement that is the entire state off the map.
