Topic: Politics
We decided enough was enough, and we couldn't take it anymore. So we're back for another smattering of political polls regarding the upcoming Presidential election. You may ask yourself what took us so long. It's easy.
The Heart of Darko editorial staff has officially stopped caring. We don't care about Obama, and we don't care about McCain. One is an angry codger who has stepped away from his political views to pander to everybody, and the other is an idealist who continues to preach a message of change without telling anybody what those changes would be.
So screw em both. But we know that everybody is still all about the election, so here's your weekly poll roundup, which has some pretty interesting results:
RASMUSSEN - The robots have spoken! Rasmussen's phone-using army of mechanical slaves has released that Obama is indeed leading McCain by a whopping three points. Yes, three. That's less than the margin of error, so we can toss this one out.
GALLUP - The nation's most trusted polling firm (no idea why, considering how wrong they always are - ed.) has released their findings, and it's Obama 48% to McCain's 40%. Whew, there's that whopping number we were looking for. Even with the +/- four point margin of error, Obama still has a skinny lead that he has yet to improve upon in the past few weeks. Maybe USA Today can clear this hodge-podge up for us.
USA TODAY/GALLUP - Wait, what? That's right. Gallup has whored themselves out. But now they have Obama up by what's that you say? He's down? By four points? McCain is leading him by four points in the USA Today/Gallup poll? Great. Now we can never trust anything from Gallup again.
So for the beginning of this week, at least we have a little bit more confusion as our economy tanks and your car begins to eat tiny bits of you as you fill it up with that precious, precious gasoline it craves so much. Enjoy your week! Try not to cry in your Cheerios in the morning.
